MICHEAL JACKSON IS STILL DEAD!!!!!!!

So...The Vegetarian...it had an Athmsa attack at the Superbowl. After he was sprayed with a glass of water, he died.

Then the next day, a strange man came to the house of Burgesses. He Carried nothing but a bowl of Meat, a Torch, and copy of Halo 3. "Save me from the people!!! they want to eat my belly botton!!"

But it was too late. The poor man was attacked by a crowd of Hungry people, Singing songs from Dora the explorer and drinking a large bottle of Skyy Vodka.

This Ends the story of my life. Please post yours.

Hello and good evening to you

What a brilliant life story...wow...

I was born in a feeble village of Growlithe and Arcanine. TO BE CONTINUED.

Well...*flashback*

Me: Tum de dum, meh is bored...lyk ZOMG! It's a lazor! *presses button*
Announcer: The lazer is fired at Ciera...and she changes gender
Me: LYK ZOMG NO WAIS! *presses again*
Announcer: The lazer is fired at Ciera...and she changes gender
Me: LYK YAY! *presses again*
Announcer: The lazer is fired at Ciera...and she loses 5 sanity points.
Me: I like rubber ducky pies. *presses*
Announcer: The lazer is fired at Ciera...and she clones herself 50 times!
Me: *sees clones but has -4 sanity, grabs one* I shall call her Squishy and she shall be my Squishy.

That's my life story. Thank you, thank you!

It all started like this:

I was walking through the woods, when a buneary popped out, with a hurt leg.
I walked up to it, and poked at it, andit ran away, so then i went home.
i saw my kids, playing T.V. and my wife painting couches.
I went into my room and slipped on a banana peel, landing on the ground.
It was at this moment that i realized something. I was missing a sock.
So i want to the bathroom, and grabbed some shaving cream, and put it on. then I grabbed a pocket comb, and brushed my foam off.
I went back out to the woods, and saw the same buneary. I went up, but it hopped away again.
I chased after it, aimlessly, and smacked a branch. I was knocked out.
When i woke up, I realized an extremely important life lesson:

Never leave the fridge open.


that concludes part 1 of:
my complicated random life!

I was a rich young boy...
i had a large fortune ...
I finally beat my cat plaque in call of duty ...
I finally found out how to commit suicide using a Mudkip
Everything was good until... until

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I FIRED MAH LASER!